Top Gear, Series 12

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[On the Bonneville Salt Flats, talking about drivers who become obsessed with getting a record time]

Jeremy:
[Narrating] Keen to become one of those speed freaks, I was up extremely early.

[The camera cuts to Jeremy behind the wheel]

Jeremy:
Now, as we know, practice makes perfect. So, I'm gonna get some practice now, before the course opens... in the 'Bago.

[The RV is show pulling away from the cars, with various unsecured items falling off of tables.]

James:
[off-screen] Clarkson!!

Jeremy:
[trying to sound innocent] What?

James:
I know it's you!

Richard:
[in bed, groggily] What're you doing?

Jeremy:
We're up to 40 miles an hour in the 'Bago. It's James, come on!

Richard:
[nearly falling off of the bed] I was asleep!

Jeremy:
Where's May?

James:
Back here on the throne! Clarkson, it's not funny! [Jeremy starts laughing]

Richard:
AHH! [he throws a pillow off-screen at Jeremy]

[Jeremy parks the Winnebago as James steps out of the bathroom.]

James:
Clarkson, you infantile pillock! [Jeremy laughs] You're tidying that up! [Jeremy laughs harder]

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