Top Gear, Series 12
Jeremy:
[Croakily] Can I just say...
Richard:
Ooh, it speaks! Or sort of squeaks.
[Jeremy tries to speak but has trouble]
Richard:
Ooh, that's just a noise. Are you deflating?
[Jeremy pulls out a bottle and sprays it in his mouth]
Richard:
What's that? [Reading from the bottle] Synthetic saliva?
Jeremy:
It means I just have a few minutes of speaking.
Richard:
Oh, so you like - you need more saliva? Well ladies and gentlemen I have no doubt we can oblige with that! How do you know it's synthetic and it isn't just some bloke... [Imitates spitting into a bottle] Bottle it!
Jeremy:
You can shut up for a kick off as well.
James:
What?
Richard:
What noise is that you're making?
Jeremy:
[Pointing to May] Have you seen his eye? He's got the biggest eye infection I've ever seen. At least I don't look like a mutant.
Richard:
Has it come to this?! I'm working with these two. This isn't a television program anymore; it's a colony!
Jeremy:
I tell you what, instead of hurling abuse at each other, why [coughs] - excuse me - why don't we do the news?
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