Top Gear, Series 13

[after James overtakes Richard in the 1949 race, Richard calls Jeremy, who is several miles ahead]

Jeremy:
Hammond, where are you?

Richard:
Um, I'm about thirty miles south of Doncaster.

Jeremy:
Oh, dear! We're in York.

Richard:
What?!

Jeremy:
Where's James?

Richard:
He's just overtaken me, but his Jag is drinking fuel, so with a bit of luck, he'll stop for fuel before I do, and I can overtake him again.

Jeremy:
Or he'll catch fire?

[Richard hears a tannoy announcement telling him to turn his mobile phone off]

Jeremy:
What's that noise?

Richard:
It's me being told off not to use a mobile phone by the man.

Jeremy:
Go and tell him it's 1949.

Richard:
Yes, so we can't have mobile phones.

[as the train starts to pull out of the station, it does a wheelspin]

Jeremy:
Yes! That was wheelspin! On a 96-tonne train!

Richard:
You're-- That is a steam train, isn't it? It's not got some nuclear device on board as well?

[the train is now on the move again]

Jeremy:
[voiceover] No. What it had on board was a fresh crew. And that meant a fresh set of muscles.