Top Gear, Series 13

[After Richard and James arrive at the school with their used cars]

Richard:
[Narrating] And then, a geography teacher arrived.

[The "geography teacher" is, in fact, Jeremy, who is driving a beige Volvo 940 estate]

James:
God above, I thought that was one of the teachers!

Richard:
[Laughing as Jeremy gets out of his car] I'm sorry, I'm 17, "Happy birthday, son!" [Richard fakes crying for a moment]

Jeremy:
[Completely serious] Perfect car for any 17-year-old.

Richard:
Why?

Jeremy:
Why?

Richard:
Yes!

Jeremy:
My turbo!

Richard:
It is a low-pressure turbo.

Jeremy:
[To James] What have you got?

James:
I've got a Golf.

Jeremy:
Has it got a turbo?

James:
No.

Richard:
[Talking about his own car] They did do a turbo--

Jeremy:
What is that?

Richard:
That's a Hyundai S-coupé, and they did do a turbo.

James:
Not on this one.

Richard:
No, not on this particular one.

Jeremy:
So you turn up, at the school, here's my turbo. There's another very important issue that we must address: The most precious thing in your life, your child, speaking as a parent, is sitting in that seat, yes?

Both:
Yes.

Jeremy:
[Indicating the hood] Look at the amount of metal between him and the tree he will inevitably hit!