True Blood, Season 1

Sookie:
Hi, what can I - what can I get for you tonight?

Bill:
Do you have any of that synthetic bottled blood?

Sookie:
No, I'm - I'm so sorry. Sam got some a year ago, but nobody ever ordered it, so it went bad. You're our first [whispers] vampire.

Bill:
Am I that obvious?

Sookie:
I knew the minute you came in. I can't believe nobody else around here seems to.

Bill:
[referring to Sam] He does.

Sookie:
Oh, don't worry about Sam, he's cool. I know for a fact he supports the vampire rights amendment.

Bill:
How progressive of him.

Sookie:
Well, anything else you drink?

Bill:
Actually, no. But you can get me a glass of red wine, so I have a reason to be here.

Sookie:
Well, whatever the reason, I'm glad you are!