True Blood, Season 1

Sookie:
How old are you? Am I allowed to ask that?

Bill:
I was made vampire in 1865, when I was thirty human years old.

Sookie:
Wow, you look older than that.

Bill:
Life was harder then.

Sookie:
Were you in the Civil War?

Bill:
I was.

Sookie:
Would you be willing to come and talk to my grandmother's club? It's mostly a bunch of old people who had family in the war. They call themselves Descendants of the Glorious Dead.

Bill:
[incensed] The glorious dead? There is nothing glorious about dying in a war. A bunch of starving, freezing boys killing each other so the rich people can stay rich? Madness.

Sookie:
[pause] I'm sure it was awful.

Bill:
Would it make you happy if I did this?

Sookie:
Oh, it would make my grandmother ecstatic.

Bill:
Would it make you happy?

Sookie:
Well... yes.

Bill:
I'll do it then. I look forward to meeting your grandmother. When may I call on you?

Sookie:
I'm off work tomorrow.

Bill:
Just after dark then.