True Blood, Season 1

Malcolm:
[letting Bill in] Well look. It's everyone's favorite buzz kill.

Diane:
Hey baby.

Liam:
[offers him blood] Yo mister mainstream. Thirsty?

Bill:
No.

Diane:
Hungry for something else? I remember you having a very sizable... appetite.

Bill:
The three of you will stay away from me and Sookie from now on.

Malcolm:
I'm your elder. You have no authority here.

Bill:
There are higher authorities.

Malcolm:
I'm not afraid of Eric.

Bill:
Higher'n him.

Malcolm:
Well then she can speak to me.

Diane:
She can suck on sunlight for all I care.

Bill:
You know, you are doing nothing to help our cause.

Diane:
Not everyone wants to dress up and play human, Bill.

Liam:
Yeah. Not everyone wants to live off that Japanese shit they call blood, either. As if we could.

Bill:
We have to moderate our behavior now that we are out in the open.

Malcolm:
Not everybody thinks it was such a great idea, and not everybody intends to toe the party line. [leans forward] Honey, if we can't kill people, what's the point of being a vampire?