True Blood, Season 1

True Blood (2008-present) is a dramatic vampire television show, airing on HBO, created by Alan Ball. It is about the inhabitants of a little town and their opinion about vampires, who live in public. more »

Jason:
[sitting in the freezer, really worried] I think I might'a OD'd.

Tara:
Oh, my God. On what?

Jason:
V.

Tara:
You're doin' V now?

Jason:
It was my first time.

Tara:
Where on earth did you come across V in this town?

Jason:
[hesitant] Lafayette.

Tara:
My cousin is dealin' vampire blood now? God damn idiot. Well, at least that explains why I walked in on you dancin' around in that Laura Bush mask yesterday, 'cause I gotta tell you, without a reason, that was some f***ed up shit! All right, let me see it.

Jason:
Huh?

Tara:
How long have you had the erection?

Jason:
Well, how do you know?

Tara:
Um, I read. You're not the first vain-ass, body-conscious ex-jock to overdo the V and wind up with an acute case of priapism!

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