True Blood, Season 1

Diane:
[walking in with Malcolm and Liam, to a patron] Well, hey there sugar.

Malcolm:
[to Sam] Get us three True Bloods.

Sam:
You all need to go somewhere else. This is a family place. Locals only.

Malcolm:
Well, we just closed on a place up the road. So that makes us official citizens of Reynard Parrish. We're the new locals.

Sam:
My place, my rules.

Malcolm:
Discrimination against vampires is punishable by law in the greater state of Louisiana. Personally, I don't give a f***. But... I... am... thirsty.

Sam:
You are not welcome here.

Diane:
[laughing] That shit only works in a private home.

Malcolm:
How nice to see you again, Sookie. You are looking delectable as always.

Sam:
[to Sookie] You know them?

Sookie:
We've met.

Malcolm:
Well, well. It looks like little Miss hold out has given up the goods. Brava. Did he leave enough for the rest of us.

Sookie:
I am his!

Malcolm:
Well, he is not here, is he? And while Bill is away, Malcolm will always play.

Sookie:
Do you think for one second I would ever have anything to do with you! I am sure you were trash while you were alive and now you're just dead trash!

Malcolm:
I am going to drain you so slowly, you're going to beg me to kill you.

Terry:
JIHAD THIS, MOTHERFUCKER! [running at Malcolm and being thrown across the room]

Malcolm:
[to Sam] You are a dead man.

Sam:
Maybe. But I'm gonna take one of y'all with me.

Sookie:
Sam!

Liam:
[after grabbing Sam] I'm gonna reach down your throat and yank you inside out by your dick.

Sookie:
Hey, leave him alone!

Bill:
[entering] Stop this! You're here for me, not them.

Malcolm:
Well, we had to get your attention and I do believe it worked.

Bill:
What do you want?

Malcolm:
You never called me back. Now if I remember what feelings were, mine might be hurt.

Diane:
Join our nest, Bill. Forget these blood sacks.

Liam:
Yeah. Mainstreaming's for pussies.

Diane:
Let's party like we used to, huh. We used to have so much fun.

Bill:
[never taking his eyes of Sookie] All right. Let go.

Sookie:
What the hell are you doing?

Bill:
I should be with my own.

Sookie:
But you're not like them. You're better than they'll ever be.

Bill:
I am not human, Sookie. I am vampire.