True Blood, Season 1

Tara:
[about Maryann] So, collecting stray black people. That some kind of hobby of hers?

Eggs:
[laughing] She's right about you. You are funny.

Tara:
Oh, yeah? What else she tell you about me?

Eggs:
She said you crashed your car with a gallon of whiskey in your lap.

Tara:
It was vodka. Really cheap vodka.

Eggs:
Hey, I'm not judging you... Believe me. When Maryann found me, I was... let's just say I was a hell of a lot worse off than you. She's a miracle worker. You'll see.

Tara:
Yeah, well. I won't be stickin' around that long.

Eggs:
It's too bad.

Tara:
My momma, when she thought somethin' was too good to be true, she'd say, Satan in a Sunday hat. That's exactly what this is.

Eggs:
You know it took me a long time to stop looking over my shoulder too. But there's good people in this world. Sometimes, good shit happens.