True Blood, Season 2

Pam:
[from behind him] Remember me? [as he gets jumpy] Aww, you do. How's life?

Lafayette:
Not so good. Uh, is you real?

Pam:
[looking around the freezer] Hmmm. This is nice. I could sleep here in a pinch.

Lafayette:
What are you doin' here? I ain't said nothin' to nobody.

Pam:
And I knew you wouldn't.

Lafayette:
Why didn't the f*** ya'll just glamour me, huh?

Pam:
Oh poor thing. We would have, but then you wouldn't have remembered that you owed us.

Lafayette:
Owe you?

Pam:
Eric sent me with a request. [holds up a small bottle of blood] You're back in business.

Lafayette:
Oh no I ain't. I'm outta that shit.

Pam:
So sorry. But you're very much back in this shit.

Lafayette:
You locked me up and tortured me for damn near three mother-f***in' weeks, 'cause you caught me selling V and now...

Pam:
Now what?

Lafayette:
What the f*** is vampires doing selling V anyway?

Pam:
We're not. You are. Get to work. [tosses him the bottle and leaves]