True Blood, Season 2

Jason:
[after being shot] I'm alive. Holy shit. God saved me. I'm saved.

Sarah Newlin:
[holding a gun] Oh, for heaven's sake, grow a brain cell. Paintballs!

Jason:
What? You crazy bitch!

Sarah Newlin:
I let you into my house, into my bed, and into my heart. All I stood for, all I believed in, I violated to be with you!

Jason:
Ok.

Sarah Newlin:
I gave you everything for a lie! You're worse than Judas.

Jason:
Why, what did he do to you?

Sarah Newlin:
Ugh. F*** you! [shoots him again, in the groin]

Jason:
OOHH OHHH SWEET JESUS. OK, I'm sorry OK? Just, tell me what you want me to say, don't shoot me again...

Sarah Newlin:
You came to prey on me; to ruin the sacred vow I made to my husband then like a coward you ran!

Jason:
No, I didn't... Okay, I ran. But it wasn't from you. It was from your husband and his crazy weapon collection. Why'd you have to go and tell him?

Sarah Newlin:
Tell him? I didn't tell him anything. He's the one who told me!

Jason:
Wait, wait. Told you what?

Sarah Newlin:
There are wolves in our hen house. We must defend our flock.

Jason:
What's that got to do with-

Sarah Newlin:
We have your sister!

Jason:
Sookie's in the church?

Sarah Newlin:
She came in yesterday, spoutin' the same lies you told!

Jason:
Now you listen to me. She's got nothin' to do with this.

Sarah Newlin:
You Stackhouses... you're nothin' but a buncha heartless, two-faced vampire f***ers!

Jason:
[grabbing the paint gun and pushing her down] Don't you ever talk about my sister like that! If I find out any of you so much as touched her, I'm gonna come back here...and it won't be with no FUCKIN' PAINT GUN!