True Blood, Season 4

Sookie:
Eric can daywalk some with the fairy blood, but it makes him drunk as a skunk. He's hammered, and who knows how long he starts to fry. [Alcide-wolf stops by the water] There's no time to rest, we gotta keep moving. Alcide, I know you don't like him, but Pam'll kill me if he dies.

Eric:
[bursts out of the water, in full daylight] Hey Sookie! Where've you been? Come, come play with me, it's wonderful here. I am Ægir, god of the sea, and you are Rán, my sea goddess.

Sookie:
There's big gators in there, you crazy Viking! Get on out and let's go home before one of them chomps off your you-know-what.

Eric:
Leave the sun and the water? Nope, I'll just kill all the sea monsters! Gators! [taunts]Krokodiler! Show yourselves! Cowards!

Alcide:
[shifts back into human] He really is different.

Eric:
[roars, fangs out] Get away from her!

Alcide:
F*** you, she wants me here!

Sookie:
Eric, this is Alcide. He's our friend, he's gonna help you. You don't wanna fight him.

Eric:
Yes, I do. Now, prepare to die, you stinking dog.

Alcide:
Take a shot, you dumb shit fanger.

Sookie:
Grow up, you giant babies! [both growl] Alcide, stop making that noise. Eric, put up those fangs and do what I say!

Eric:
[starts to sizzle and smoke] Ahh, I don't feel so good.

Sookie:
[walks into water] Now will you listen to me?

Eric:
Sookie, I hurt. My blood is burning.

Sookie:
I know, I know. You gotta get...vamp speed. [walking him out of the water/sun]

Eric:
I don't wanna go back to the dark. I wanna st...I wanna...Sookie, I don't wanna...