True Blood, Season 4

[Sookie walks in on Jason handcuffed to his bed]

Sookie:
I should've known. This is a sex thing, isn't it?

Jason:
No! Don't come any closer!

[Sookie continues to walk toward Jason]

Sookie:
You on V again?

Jason:
No, dammit, listen to me! Get out of here. Now! It ain't safe Sook, I mean it. I'm dangerous.

Sookie:
Okay look, I've had a hell of a mornin', and my patience is running pretty thin. So you're going to tell me what's going on here, or I will fish it out of your head myself. Your choice.

Jason:
I think...I'm turning into a were-panther.

Sookie:
A were-what?

Jason:
Panther. [Sookie laughs] It's like a were-wolf, except a big ass cat. I got bit, and stuff by my psycho ex-girlfriend and her were-panther tribe, and they said I would turn into one of them on the full moon.

Sookie:
So you handcuffed yourself to the bed?

Jason:
Yeah.

Sookie:
But if you turn into a panther, won't the handcuffs just fall off?

Jason:
Shit, I never thought of that. Sookie, listen to me, you gotta get out of here now because I ain't never forgive myself if I bite your head off.