Two and a Half Men, Season 1

Cab Driver:
Your mother sounds like a real piece of work.

Charlie:
Ah, you have no idea, my friend. My mother took my baby brother and dipped him in sissy sauce, and turned him into the people-pleasing control freak you see today.

Alan:
That's right! And - and she made him so scared of intimacy that - that he has just this endless stream of gorgeous girls running in and out of his life.

Charlie:
Damn her.

Cab Driver:
You know, many psychologists agree: Until the core maternal relationship is resolved, most men are doomed to repeat dysfunctional childhood patterns.

Charlie:
Just drive the cab, Dr. Phil.