Two and a Half Men, Season 1

Alan:
Jake, come here, sit down.

Jake:
Did I do something wrong?

Charlie:
No, just sit down. We wanna talk to you about something.

Jake:
[sits down] OK.

Alan:
Well Jake, you know how I always told you to tell your parents about what's happening and everything you've been doing.

Jake:
Yeah.

Alan:
Well you...

Charlie:
You don't have to do that anymore. You're a big boy now and you, you don't have to do that now.

Jake:
Why?

Alan:
Well because, now that you're older, we feel that some things are best kept to yourself.

Jake:
Or you just don't want mom to find out about Prudence.

Charlie:
That too.

Jake:
OK.

Judith:
[Enters] Hi Jake, ready to go?

Jake:
Sure. [Walks out with Judith]

Judith:
So how was your weekend?

Jake:
Uncle Charlie says I don't have to tell you.