Two and a Half Men, Season 1

Two and a Half Men (2003-present) is a TV series original centered around a hip single bachelor whose lifestyle is interrupted when his newly separated brother and his son move in. more »

Charlie:
Who gets him [Jake] in that [worst-case] scenario thing?

Alan:
Cousin Jerry and his wife Fay.

Charlie:
Jerry and Fay? Why Jerry and Fay?

Alan:
Well, they-- they've a good marriage, three kids, lots of dogs, a big backyard, and they live in a great school district.

Charlie:
Yeah, but I'm your brother!

Alan:
Charlie, it's--

Charlie:
And I live right here! You wouldn't have to ship him off to... Cornhole, Kansas!

Alan:
Coventry, Rhode Island.

Charlie:
Who am I thinking of that lives in Kansas?

Alan:
I don't know, Dorothy and Toto?

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