Two and a Half Men, Season 1

Charlie:
[Filling out Jake's hospital form] Last name: Harper. First Name: Jake...ob?

Jake:
Yeah.

Charlie:
Jacob. Middle name...

Jake:
Don't you know?

Charlie:
Of course I know. I wanna see if you know,you hit your head dude.

Jake:
David.

Charlie:
I knew that. Jacob David, wow, they really went old testament on you didn't they. Allergies?

Jake:
What? I dunno.

Charlie:
Do you eat something that makes you sick?

Jake:
I ate a worm once.

Charlie:
No allergies. Have you ever had the following? Measles?

Jake:
I dunno.

Charlie:
Mumps?

Jake:
I dunno.

Charlie:
Chicken pox?

Jake:
Is that the one with the spots?

Charlie:
Yeah.

Jake:
I dunno.

Charlie:
Family History? Well your grandmother's always been a pain in the ass.