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Two and a Half Men, Season 1

Two and a Half Men (2003-present) is a TV series original centered around a hip single bachelor whose lifestyle is interrupted when his newly separated brother and his son move in. more »

Kathleen:
You have a girlfriend yet?

Jake:
No, I'm a bachelor like my Uncle Charlie.

Linda:
So you're never gonna get married?

Jake:
No, as long as I got someone to clean my house and some action on a regular basis, I don't need a wife.

Mandy:
Excuse me?

Jake:
I don't want to give anybody half my stuff.

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