The Vampire Diaries, Season 1

Damon:
Good morning.

Elena:
Where are we?

Damon:
Georgia.

Elena:
Georgia? No..no, we're not. Seriously, Damon, where are we?

Damon:
Seriously, we're - we're in Georgia. (looks at her) How are you feeling?

Elena:
I... I...

Damon:
There were no broken bones. I checked.

Elena:
My car... There was a man... I hit a man. (pause) But then he got up and...who was that?

Damon:
That's what I would like to know.

Elena:
Where is my phone? (Damon looks away) Okay, we really need to go back, nobody knows where I am. Pull over. I mean it, Damon, pull over.

Damon:
(sighs tiredly)

Elena:
Stop the car!

Damon:
Oh, you were so much more fun when you were asleep. (pulls the car over)

Elena:
(gets out of the car)

Damon:
(helps her)

Elena:
I'm fine. We have to go back.

Damon:
Oh, come on. We've already come this far.

Elena:
Why are you doing this? I can't be in Georgia. I...I wrecked my car. I have to go home. (pause) This is kidnapping.

Damon:
That's a little melodramatic, don't you think?

Elena:
You're not funny. You can't do this. I'm not going to Georgia.

Damon:
Well, you're in Georgia. Without your magical necklace, I might add. I can very easily make you...agreeable.

Elena:
What are you trying to prove?

(Elena's phone rings)

Elena:
That's my phone.

Damon:
Mmm... (looks at the phone) It's your boyfriend. (holds the phone out to her; she refuses to answer) I'll take it. (answers) Elena's phone.

Stefan:
Where is she? Why do you have her phone? Is she okay?

Damon:
Elena? Yeah, she's right here. And, yes, she's fine.

Stefan:
Where are you? Let me talk to her.

Damon:
(to Elena) He wants to talk to you.

Elena:
Mm-mm. (shakes her head)

Damon:
(to Stefan) Yeah, I, uh, I don't think she really wants to talk to you right now.

Stefan:
Damon, I swear to God if you touch her-

Damon:
You have a good day. Bye now.