The Vampire Diaries, Season 1

Damon:
I say we go to Pearl's and bust down the door and annihilate the idiot that attacked us last night.

Stefan:
And then what? We turn to the rest of the house of vampires and say, 'Oops, sorry.'?

Elena:
I can't believe you made a deal with her!

Damon:
It was more like a helpful exchange of information. It's not like I had a choice. She's... scary. Besides, she's gonna help me get Katherine back.

Elena:
Of course she is. Damon gets what he wants, as usual, no matter who he hurts in the process.

Damon:
Well, you don't have to be snarky about it.

Elena:
I woke up this morning to learn that all the vampires have been released from the tomb. I've earned snarky.

Damon:
Ah... How long are you going to blame me for turning your birth mother in to a vampire?

Elena:
I'm not blaming you, Damon. I've accepted the fact that you're a self-serving psychopath with no redeeming qualities.

Damon:
Ouch.

Stefan:
This isn't being very productive. We're gonna figure out a way to deal with Pearl and the vampires, yeah?

Elena:
I'm sorry. He just makes me so cranky.

Stefan:
I know...he makes everybody cranky.

Elena:
So... What are we gonna do?

Stefan:
Damon and I are gonna handle everything. I promise.

Elena:
Well...what about me? I can't just sit here and do nothing.

Stefan:
That's exactly what you're gonna do because that's what's gonna keep you safe.

Elena:
Which means nothing if you're not safe too.

Stefan:
What do you mean? I'm perfectly safe. I have Damon, the self-serving psychopath on my side.

Elena:
That's comforting.