The Vampire Diaries, Season 1

Damon:
Well, don't you look alive?

Alaric:
You can't hurt me.

Damon:
Oh, I can hurt you, alright.

Elena:
Mr. Saltzman, we need your help. Stefan's in the house; Damon's a vampire, he can't get in. We need you. I would go, but...

Damon:
But your life is valuable. Yours, on the other hand, is...

Elena:
Stefan told me about your ring.

Alaric:
What about it?

Damon:
Let me re-cap: You tried to kill me, I defended myself, you died, and - according to my brother - your ring brought you back to life. Am I leaving anything out?

Alaric:
Yeah... The part where I try and kill you again, only this time I don't miss.

Elena:
Mr. Saltzman... Please. It's Stefan.

Alaric:
I'm sorry, Elena. It's not my problem.

Damon:
That's a shame, 'cause the woman in charge of the crowd can help you find your wife.

Alaric:
You're lying.

Damon:
Am I? Why don't you ask her for yourself? (Alaric doesn't respond) Coward. Come on, Elena.

Alaric:
All right. Wait. I'll go.