The Vampire Diaries, Season 1

Damon:
Ugh. God. You're still here?

Elena:
Were you expecting anything else?

Damon:
Nope. (sighs and takes a seat)

Elena:
So, how was the "errand"?

Damon:
Futile. Although I think I witnessed the teacher having an existential crisis. Has Stefan eaten yet?

Elena:
I thought you didn't care.

Damon:
Chalk it up to morbid curiosity.

Elena:
I think he's getting there. But he's got a lot of guilt that he has to deal with, and it doesn't help that you've spent the last hundred and forty-five years punishing him for Katherine getting caught.

Damon:
This is my fault now?

Elena:
No, it's no one's fault, Damon, I'm just...saying, you're not exactly innocent. You've made it your life's mission to make him miserable.

Damon:
(stands up) Let me ask you a question. In all this important soul-searching and cleansing of the demons of Stefan's past, did you ever manage to get the rest of the story?

Elena:
He said there was more...

Damon:
Yeah. That's an understatement.