The Vampire Diaries, Season 2

Stefan:
She said she 'fooled one of us at least,' what does that mean?

Damon:
She pretended to be Elena, too, when I showed up earlier that night.

Elena:
I told Jeremy. I can't lie to him anymore.

Stefan:
You alright?

Elena:
No, I'm not alright. I thought with all the tomb vampires gone things would get better.

Stefan:
I know. We all did.

Elena:
Katherine was in this house. That means she's been invited in. What are we gonna do?

Damon:
Move.

Elena:
Very helpful. Thank you.

Damon:
Katherine wants you dead, there's zero you can do about it - you will be dead. But you're not! So clearly she has other plans.

Stefan:
Right and we need to find out what those other plans are, and not provoke her in the process. What happened tonight when you thought she was Elena?

Damon:
(winces) To risk another frown line encroaching on a very crowded forehead... We...kissed.

Elena:
And you thought it was me?

Stefan:
What do mean "you kissed"?

Damon:
Well you know when two lips pucker and they go... (makes kissing noise)