The Vampire Diaries, Season 2

Damon:
Jeremy, so good to see you alive.

Jeremy:
Aren't you a little old for a high school carnival?

Damon:
150 years too old.

Jeremy:
Your pretty funny - cracking jokes when I could, I dunno, blow the whole lid off this thing by telling someone what you really are.

Damon:
So...please tell me that that is not a threat

Jeremy:
Maybe it is. (looks at his ring)

Damon:
Okay. (grabs Jeremy in a chokehold) This is what we're not going to do. We're not going to walk around like we're invincible, when it is this easy for me to end you. If you wanna tell people what I really am, go ahead and try. I will shove this ring so far up your ass, you'll really have something to choke on. (throws ring at Jeremy)