The Vampire Diaries, Season 4

Klaus (In Tyler's body):
Easy, Love. Wrong time, wrong place, wrong equipment.

Caroline:
You're miraculously alive. We're fugitives on the run. All signs point to hot hybrid vampire sex. (Kissing) Did you just call me "love"?

Klaus:
I don't know, Love. Did I?

Caroline:
What the hell did you do to Tyler?

Klaus:
That's what I enjoy about you. So much more than a pretty face.

Caroline:
Oh, my god. You're Klaus! You're disgusting!

Klaus:
And you're a glorious kisser. (Caroline socks him) Listen... I didn't have to risk exposure to come save you.

Caroline:
Oh, you do one semi-decent thing and now you're my hero? Ugh! I need to go sanitize my mouth.

Klaus:
Your mouth was all over me. I was an innocent victim.