The Vampire Diaries, Season 4

Damon:
Keep it up, buddy. We'll be scraping you off the ceiling.

Connor:
You two are going to kill me anyway.

Klaus:
Well, let's not be too hasty. I feel like we're just getting to know each other.

Damon:
Start with the basics. Where are you from? What do you know? Maybe even cue me in on this greater evil, because I fought this guy (jerks thumb in Klaus's direction) and there's nothing more evil than that.

Klaus:
Yeah, truth be told, I'm as evil as it gets.

Connor:
I'm not telling you anything. You think that if you kill me it will be over? There's another waiting to take my place.

Damon:
See, this is what I like to hear. Vague threats, ominous prophecies, disappearing tattoos--

Klaus:
(Loses his smirk) What do you mean tattoos?

Damon:
Don't bother, you can't see the damn thing.

Klaus:
There's more to you than meets the eye, isn't there? (Connor attempts to stake Klaus) Nice try. But I'm faster than your average vampire. (Takes the stake from Connor and looks at the carving on it) You're one of The Five.

Damon:
The what?

Connor:
And I'm faster than your average hunter. (pulls the string attached to a bomb)