The Vampire Diaries, Season 4

Damon:
Ok. I see shady Stefan's back. Please don't tell me that you're still working with Klaus.

Stefan:
You obviously haven't heard. Elena and I broke up.

Damon:
Oh. Got it. Uh, well, I'll be quick, then. So apparently if we want to find the cure, we have to find a vampire hunter who can kill enough vampires to reveal the map on the Hunter's Mark. Now, unless we want Jeremy to go all Connor 2.0, I suggest we find a different hunter.

Stefan:
Ok. And?

Damon:
And I was gonna ask Professor Shane, but it turns out he's shadier than you are. Matt Donovan connected him and the pastor through phone records. Apparently the two were very chatty the day that the pastor blew up the Council.

Stefan:
Ah. So you're gonna confront Shane, threaten him, possibly kill him-- that sort of thing?

Damon:
Yeah, unless he tells me what he's up to. What do you say? We tag team?

Stefan:
Nah. I'd say you're on your own.

Damon:
Or we could just blow it off, then-- go get drunk, brother-bond over some TriDelts. If you... you know, want some quality time.

Stefan:
Let's not pretend like this isn't the best day of your life.