The Vampire Diaries, Season 4

Klaus:
Life use to be a lot easier. Don't you miss the days of being... "chair of the Mystic Falls beautification committee." And the "Director of the Policemen's Yearly Raffle"?

Caroline:
Is that my Miss Mystic application? Where did you get that?

Klaus:
"When I am chosen, I intend to redefine excellence"... Now I'm really enjoying your use of "when" here. It's very confident.

Caroline:
Mm-hmm.

Klaus:
"And above all, I promise to aspire, inspire and perspire." Obviously, we found a shortage of words ending in "spire."