The Vampire Diaries, Season 4

Kol:
I'm waiting. Let me in, and let's talk truce. Hello?

Elena:
Wouldn't it be kind of stupid to invite you in?

Kol:
On the contrary. I can't kill your brother with my own two hands, or I'll suffer the Hunter's Curse and spend the next 20 years trying to off myself in gruesome ways.

Elena:
(writes on a chalk board to Matt) Help Stefan, find dagger. (Matt quickly leaves through the back door)

Kol:
And I've heard the Vervain's back in town, so I can't compel you to kill him either. So I think it's fair to say you're semi-safe, for now.

Elena:
(on chalkboard to Jeremy) Get out. Get Bonnie.

Jeremy:
(whispers to Elena) I'm the only one that can invite him inside.

Kol:
(from outside) He's right, obviously.

(Elena opens the door, to Kol)

Kol:
You'd think by being alive for over 1,000 years would teach me some manners, but I couldn't resist stopping by.

Elena:
If I let you in, my brother goes. You're not getting near him.

Kol:
(looks at Elena and then at Jeremy) Fair enough.

(Elena looks at Jeremy at nods her head to let Kol inside)

Jeremy:
You can come in. ( Kol smiles, Jeremy leaves through the back door)

Kol:
No gold medal for bravery, I see. Another thing I love about the modern age is music anytime you like. So... this is the part where you offer me a drink so we can have a proper chat.