The Vampire Diaries, Season 4

Damon:
You are under age.

Elena:
You are over age, and honestly, it's kinda creepy.

Damon:
Oh, come on. What bad-ass senior is complete without a prom date that's slightly too old for high school?

Elena:
Please don't refer to yourself as my date.

Damon:
Oh, I'm sorry. Your boyfriend. Something I said?

Elena:
I'm not doing this.

Damon:
You're not gonna deny that I'm your boyfriend now, are you?

Elena:
What are you doing? Trying to stir some feelings in me? Ironic, since you, my sire, are the one who had me turn them off.

Damon:
Yeah, well, hindsight is almost a bigger bitch than you.

Elena:
You're nothing to me, Damon.

Damon:
Really? Then why tell me you're in love with me? Why tell me it's the most real thing you've ever felt in your life?

Elena:
I told you I loved you because I was sired to you, and now that I'm not, I know that none of it was real, but if you still think that it was, I mean, maybe you're the one who needs help with your emotions, not me.