The Vampire Diaries, Season 4

Damon:
Come on! We don't need the cure for Silas, he's calcified stone. Ugh.

Elena:
What was that?

Damon:
Nothing.

Elena:
Take off your shirt.

Damon:
Elena, there are children present.

Elena:
Fine. [pulls the collar down to reveal Damon's shoulder] Damon, why isn't this healed?

Damon:
Because the bullet was laced with werewolf venom, ok? Hunters are dicks.

Elena:
We need Klaus. We need his blood.

Damon:
Klaus would rather see me die. Plus, Klaus is a thousand miles away, sipping a hurricane on Bourbon street.

Elena:
That wound will kill you.

Jeremy:
What about the cure?

Elena:
Jeremy's right. If you're human, the werewolf venom won't hurt you.

Damon:
And here I was so moved by your speech to save mankind. (listens) Sounds like Vaughn's awake.

Elena:
Damon, wait!

[cut to the living room]

Damon:
Here.

Stefan:
What the hell are you doing?

Damon:
Digging up Silas. Coming, Vaughn, or not?