The Vampire Diaries, Season 5

Nadia:
You hate junk food. You call it toxic poison.

Katherine:
Yeah? Well, I've decided to live a little. Now may I be excused, scary vampire daughter?

Nadia:
You've been avoiding me, I don't like it.

Katherine:
clearly.

Nadia:
We had a moment you and i, there was a bond. and then nothing. You abandoned me all over again.

Katherine:
Okay. first of all, i never abandoned you, you were snatched out of my arms at birth because my father thought i was a knocked up shameful slut. and second of all, it's been 500 years, do we really have to do this whole mother-daughter bonding thing? the estrangement is so much easier, don't you think?

Caroline:
sorry to Interrupt the world's weirdest lunch, [to Katherine] but you with the Doppelgänger blood, duty calls.

Katherine:
wonderful, now that Katherine is a human and fragile, everyone thinks that they can just boss her around.