The Vampire Diaries, Season 5

Damon:
Rumor has it she burnt down the entire city of Atlanta once.

Jeremy:
That might win.

Stefan:
All right. Knock it off or take it somewhere else. You guys are being insensitive.

Damon:
Come on, Stefan. Don't let the sight of a frail, human, Elena look-alike cloud your memories of the manipulative psycho that she is.

Stefan:
In 1864, Katherine moved into my home, she compelled me to love her, seduced my brother, fed us full of vampire blood, and then started a war with the town that got us killed.

Damon:
Exactly. Bottoms up.

Stefan:
But centuries before that, she was just an innocent girl who was shunned by her family, so for 500 years, she lied and manipulated and did whatever she had to do survive, and she did. She's a survivor, right. So that's the girl that I will drink to today. Cheers.

Damon:
Please. One night of hot sex with her, and your brainwashed?

Elena:
What?!

Bonnie:
What?!

Caroline:
Oh, my-- I forgot to tell you. You were kidnapped and hostages and--

Stefan:
Bottle's empty actually.

Damon:
That's why you never send a busboy to do a man's job. Nadia, the devil's spawn. Hey, Caroline. Did you remember to tell Elena that?

Elena:
I think my mind just exploded.