The Vampire Diaries, Season 5

Matt:
So this anchor thing, does it mean that you'll, like, be able to feel Katherine's death or whatever?

Bonnie:
I think so. I mean, she's human, but she's also a Doppelgänger and Traveler apparently.

Matt:
So who else do you see over there? Anybody I know?

Bonnie:
I see lots of people. My Grams, the other witches. Vicki. I just don't talk about it, you know, I just--

Vicki:
Because it's depressing as hell. Tell Matty I love him.

Matt:
What's happening?

Bonnie:
She's here. She said she loves you.

Vicki:
Tell him that I watch over him and no more knocking around with that blond original chick who almost got him killed.

Matt:
Wait. Wait. What's happening? What am I missing?

Tyler:
Me.

Caroline:
Tyler?

Tyler:
Rebekah says to tell you that I'm her parting gift. Hey, Care.

Caroline:
Hi.

Stefan:
We've really gone through four bottles of bourbon today?

Alaric:
Can someone really tell these idiots to lay off the booze?

Bonnie:
Oh, my god.

Jeremy:
Alaric?

Damon:
Ric's here?

Jeremy:
Where the hell have you been? I thought you bailed on us to go find peace or something.

Alaric:
Do you honestly think I'd leave Damon in charge and never look back?

Damon:
He's talking about me, isn't he?

Jeremy:
He says you're a dick.

Damon:
Cheers, buddy.

Alaric:
Cheers.

Bonnie:
Katherine.

Damon:
Ding-dong. Does that mean the witch is dead?

Katherine:
No. Uh-uh. It's too soon. I can't.

(Katherine wakes up gasping in Stefan's room)

Elena:
Wow, you really don't want to die, do you? I swear I just heard your heat stop.

Katherine:
Where am I?

Elena:
Still alive... Sadly.

Katherine:
I thought I was a goner there for a second, but I still have unfinished business.

Elena:
So do I. I had this whole speech that I was preparing to give your unconscious body.

Katherine:
Let me guess. Hate, loathe, screw you, die, bitch, et cetera.

Elena:
Yes. Plus one more thing. I forgive you.

Katherine:
You what?

Elena:
I forgive you. You weren't born evil. Your life made you that way. You lost everyone that you cared about way too young, and you didn't have a family that looked after you. Sound familiar?

Katherine:
Is this the... "We're not so different you and I" Doppelgänger speech? Because I'd be happy to skip it.

Elena:
I'll save it for the funeral that we probably won't have for you.

Katherine:
Perfect.

Elena:
I just wanted to get the forgiveness part out. It's part of me that I... I never want to lose.

Katherine:
Good for you. Now maybe you can help a girl out and give me one more syringe, and if anyone's gonna plunge a needle in me one last time, may as well be you. Symmetry and all that. Elena... Thank you for your forgiveness.

Elena:
You're welcome.

Katherine:
Jaryakat a zem. Daryeet acza.