The Vampire Diaries, Season 5

Stefan:
Hey, I need a favor. You know how Damon was trying to be all noble and broke up with Elena?

Caroline:
Of course. There was champagne.

Stefan:
Yeah. Well, I kind of convinced him he was an idiot.

Caroline:
You what?!

Stefan:
And now he's in a bit of a mood, and something tells me that he's been trying to get ahold of Elena, but she hasn't been returning his phone calls.

Caroline:
Look. I would love to help if I thought he was actually good for her, but I don't.

Stefan:
Caroline, how would you like to be judged solely based on who you're attracted too? Come on.

Caroline:
Why? Do you know something?

Stefan:
Why? Should I know something?

Caroline:
I just mean are you sure that this is you really want? You know, Elena and Damon or Damon and Elena, or-- I know that there's a nickname in there somewhere.

Stefan:
Listen. I actually think that Elena is good for Damon. She makes him happy, and we all know that when Damon is happy...

Caroline:
He's not out there killing people, which I guess is a plus for mankind.

Stefan:
Exactly.

Caroline:
But even if I wanted to help, she's not here. I thought that she was with you.

Stefan:
She told me she was staying at Whitmore.

Caroline:
Ok. That's weird. Well, where the hell is she?