The Vampire Diaries, Season 5

Damon:
I need blood.

Tyler:
You just had your lunch 30 minutes ago.

Damon:
Or you could give me a couple sips of that hybrid juice. I can be on my way and I'll take up my ripper situation with Wes.

Tyler:
Not gonna happen.

Damon:
Can I ask you a question without you getting all wolf man on me?

Tyler:
Do I have a choice?

Damon:
Why are you still here?

Tyler:
I'm a hybrid, and you need a babysitter.

Damon:
Oh, no, I mean here, in Mystic Falls, here. Your family's all dead, and I don't see you getting a job at the grill. Yet I don't see you in a Whitmore hoodie, either. Something tells me that there's a little masochistic voice inside your head that's trying to convince you that you and Caroline still have a fighting chance in hell.

Tyler:
I think you have enough problems without having to worry about me.

Damon:
You're probably right. One small difference between you and me - you want to hear it?

Tyler:
Not especially.

Damon:
You see, even after all the terrible things I do, Elena still chose me. Because she's fighting for me. Caroline, on the other hand, chose the nuclear option. You know that big, red button that just nukes your entire relationship once as for all? Well, sleeping with the guy that killed your mom was kind of her way of slamming her hand down.

Tyler:
You think Elena will still want you back after this? It's over, Damon. Fix yourself and run. Far away.

Damon:
I plan on it. How's New Orleans this time of year?

Tyler:
You really think Elena's gonna forgive you? Look at you. You killed her friend. You almost killed her brother. You nearly killed her. You're a joke, Damon.

Damon:
Says the guy pining after the girl who slept with Klaus.

Tyler:
You don't know anything about me.

Damon:
I know how to get you in this cell.