The Vampire Diaries, Season 5

Elena:
How many, um--ahem--you know, are we supposed to have before we get our strength back?

Stefan:
More than we've had, that's for sure. Let me know if you see a damn buffalo.

Elena:
This is depressing.

Stefan:
Yeah. More depressing than walking for miles and no knowing where the hell you're going?

Elena:
No, probably not more depressing than that.

Stefan:
Damon is in full hero mode today.

Elena:
I'm sure he was thrilled about that.

Stefan:
I don't know. He had the whole savior of the universe voice going on.

Elena:
I like that voice. You know, maybe this whole thing's a sign.

Stefan:
A sign of what?

Elena:
My blood can literally destroy him. If that's not a sign that were in a toxic relationship--

Stefan:
Our blood, all right, our blood. Don't hog the blame. Look. We're vampires. We're a toxic species. Whether you want to blame it on magic or biology, it's just who we are. When a human gets ravenously hungry, they eat a double cheeseburger. We kill people. Some of us are more extreme than others, but that's just who we are.

Elena:
How come you're so much better at controlling it?

Stefan:
Because I'm so much worse when I don't. I'm only gonna say this once. You two are miserable without each other, so if you want to be with him, just be with him. Look. When humans want to break free from complicated relationships, they go to therapy. Vampires get a pass, ok?