Veep, Season 1

Jonah:
So you're saying that just because I'm not as close to POTUS as you thought I was, that means that we can't hang out anymore?

Dan:
What I"m saying, you f***ing ape, is that you are a useless waste of f***ing carbon. I've been trying to cynically use you, but you're so f***ing low-rent, you can't even be exploited. Not to mention the fact any restaurant that serves anything in a f***load is not a nice restaurant.

Jonah:
Where is the bread in this place, asshole? And you, you upstate New York dickshit-

Dan:
Watch it.

Jonah:
Yeah, I'll talk about upstate New York. You guys think you're f***ing New York, but you're not. And you with your perpetual 5:00 shadow, you're not that great to be around. I don't like you, Dan.