Veep, Season 1

Mike:
You sure you're ready, Mr. Thrash Metal? Heard you only got two hours of sleep last night.

Dan:
Yeah, well, with how many times you've got to get up and pee, Mike, I think we're about even.

Selina:
Hey, have you boys read the latest draft of clean jobs?

Dan & Mike:
Yes, ma'am.

Selina:
Okay, so you've got your critiques all prepared?

Dan:
Mm-hmm.

Mike:
Mm-hmm.

Selina:
Who's gonna go first?

Mike:
Ladies first.

Selina:
So you can be harsh. You don't need to hold back or anything.

Dan:
Sure. This is class genocide.

Selina:
This is this um, huh?

Dan:
This is rich white people and their rich white champion Selina Meyer demanding an unproven solution to an unproven problem so they can sleep better at night. Who works for large polluting companies? Ordinary blue collar Americans. Who will get fired or have their wages cut to pay for these taxes? Ordinary moms and dads. Who will suffer when these companies are no longer competitive because of your high taxes and noncompliance penalties. This is cold, calculated, class genocide perpetrated by someone who is either evil or eligible to be held on a 5150 at a mental health facility. Shame on you, Selina Meyer.

Selina:
Okay.

Dan:
Remember that name. No one will want to call their child by that name. There are no more Adolfs. Soon there will be no more Selinas. You are looking at the last Selina. The Selina who killed America.

Selina:
Wow.

Gary:
Oh, my God, Dan. No more Selinas?

Selina:
Okay. Quiet, okay? I don't need to hear you. Mike? Acchh...

Mike:
My chief criticism is that I don't fully understand it. If I don't understand it...

Selina:
All right, good job, dummy. Sit down.