Veep, Season 1

Dan:
[seeing a pregnancy test Amy is buying for Selina] Holy sh- Are you pregnant? Amy, come on, career-wise, that's like joining Scientology or getting a f***ing neck tattoo.

Amy:
Thanks for the support.

Dan:
So I guess you're gonna be needing maternity leave. I'd be the obvious choice for your replacement.

Amy:
That is literally your first thought?

Dan:
No. My first thought was, "there goes your figure," but I didn't say that because I thought it would be upsetting.

Amy:
Thanks. You know, if it's a boy, maybe I'll name him after you. Call him F*** Weasel.