Veep, Season 1

Amy:
Okay, there's a White House request to publish all the secret service office personnel records.

Selina:
Are you kidding me? They want our records now? What are we gonna do?

Amy:
Yeah...

Selina:
What?

Amy:
Well, we have to release those. And that has got me thinking why not release all of our f***ing records? Full disclosure.

Selina:
Are you serious?

Amy:
Yeah, publish everything. All of our emails, all of our phone records.

Mike:
Right, right, 'cause they won't have time to read everything. I mean, you can't read everything. I don't read half the stuff I'm supposed to.

Amy:
So by showing that we have nothing to hide, then we can actually hide some stuff.

Selina:
Dan, what do you think about this?

Dan:
I just think that this could blow up in all of our faces.

Amy:
Just because this isn't your baby, you don't care to - God, I am so sorry.

Selina:
Oh, it's fine. It's fine. I mean, it was like a heavy period. Don't worry about it. All right, you know what, guys? We're doing this. I've made the decision that we are going to release all of our correspondence. Full disclosure is now the name of the game. Mike will fill you in on the rest of it. Right, Mike?

Mike:
Yes, ma'am.

Selina:
Okay. Thank you. All right, obviously it is not gonna be full disclosure. Okay? It's gonna be partial disclosure light. We don't want to have a paper trail on clean jobs. There can be no- Are you writing that down? Why would you be writing that down? Nothing about Sidney Purcell having access to clean jobs, all right? We have to check Sue's calendar, make sure there are no meetings there that I did-didn't have.

Mike:
The accidentally racist brochure that we had to shred.

Selina:
Oh, we're gonna redact that for sure. But the thing is, is that I still think there needs to be something embarrassing in there. You know what I mean?

Amy:
Sure.

Selina:
So it doesn't look as if we've just airbrushed the nipples out of this f***ing thing.