Veep, Season 2

Dan:
What's the whole not-drinking thing?

Ed Webster:
I'm a Quaker.

Jonah:
What?

Dan:
Bullshit! No one's a f***ing Quaker.

Jonah:
You probably think that staying sober keeps you on top of your game. Well, guess what. I work hard and I play hard, bitch. That's my credo. I got that shit tattooed on my dick with room to spare.

Ed:
Jonah, you're not even a man. You're like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant, mangled skeleton, but they didn't have time to add details, like pigment or self-respect. You're Frankenstein's monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks.