The Venture Bros., Season 1

Dr. Venture:
What the hell are you smiling about?

Hank:
(dreamily) Brock said I'm the man of the house while he's gone.

Dr. Venture:
(annoyed) Oh, so you think you're a big man now, huh?

Hank:
(uneasily) Uh, no... sir?

(Doctor Venture puts up his dukes and steps menacingly close to Hank)

Dr. Venture:
Think you can take your old dad, huh? I knew this day would come! Go ahead, big man, take your best shot!

Hank:
What... what do you mean, pop?

Dean:
No! Stop it, you two! This family's tearing itself apart! (begins to cry)

Dr. Venture:
You proud of yourself, big man? Look what you're doing to your poor brother.