The Venture Bros., Season 1
(Brock, Hank, Dean, and Dr. Venture are hanging over the Amazon River)
Brock:
Take your time, Monarch, because the minute you finish your little speech, I'm going to kill you.
The Monarch:
What are you, Obi-Wan Kenobi? Just look at you shmucks, I don't think I'm the one in danger here, considering the sad fact that right below you flows the mighty Amazon, teeming with the most gruesome fish to ever--
Hank:
The piranha.
The Monarch:
No.
Hank:
The shark?
The Monarch:
No!
Hank:
(pause) The piranha?
The Monarch:
NO!! And shut up! This isn't a quiz. Now where was I... right! The dreaded Candiru, a naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra, to feed on the damaged tissue of the pitiful mass of flesh you once called your PENIS!!
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