The Venture Bros., Season 1

The Venture Bros. is an animated cable television series created by Jackson Publick and written by Publick and Doc Hammer. It chronicles the adventures of two dopey teenage boys Hank and Dean, their mediocre "super-scientist" father (and former boy … more »

(Brock, Hank, Dean, and Dr. Venture are hanging over the Amazon River)

Brock:
Take your time, Monarch, because the minute you finish your little speech, I'm going to kill you.

The Monarch:
What are you, Obi-Wan Kenobi? Just look at you shmucks, I don't think I'm the one in danger here, considering the sad fact that right below you flows the mighty Amazon, teeming with the most gruesome fish to ever--

Hank:
The piranha.

The Monarch:
No.

Hank:
The shark?

The Monarch:
No!

Hank:
(pause) The piranha?

The Monarch:
NO!! And shut up! This isn't a quiz. Now where was I... right! The dreaded Candiru, a naughty little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra, to feed on the damaged tissue of the pitiful mass of flesh you once called your PENIS!!

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