The Venture Bros., Season 1

Dr. Venture:
Well, what happens if we wait?

Master Billy Quizboy:
That's not so good. My guess is that in a couple of hours, your son's testes are going to die, then atrophy.

Pete White:
Think raisin, or better yet, you know when you're eating peanuts, and you crack one open and the little nut is all dark and crammed into one corner...

Master Billy Quizboy:
You're finished, right? As for untwisting them, I don't know which way they spun.

Pete White:
Unless you're that guy from INXS and that's, like, your thing, the pain would be excruciating.