The Venture Bros., Season 1

Dr. Orpheus:
How sweet, a Bible. Well, if you don't mind sir, I have book of my own for this little ritual.

(he pulls out the Necronomicon. Dr. Venture slaps himself on the head)

Dr. Orpheus:
Keep your fingers clear of its mouth, he's a nibbler.

Bailiff:
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you ... whoever.

Dr. Orpheus:
I SWEAR IT!

Tiny Attorney:
Dr. Orpheus, could you tell the court what it is that you do? You're a type of magician?

Dr. Venture:
Oooo, they have no idea what they're in for.

Dr. Orpheus:
Well, if you must call me that, yes. But if you are after mere parlor tricks you will be sorely disappointed, for if I reach behind your ear, it will not be a nickel I pull out, BUT YOUR VERY SOUL!

Dr. Venture:
(imitating a lounge singer) Good night ladies and gentlemen, you've been a great crowd.