The Venture Bros., Season 1

The Monarch:
Okay, then who haven't you slept with? I'm sure that's a shorter list.

Dr. Girlfriend:
Oh you are insane!

The Monarch:
I'm insane? I'm insane?! Look at these! There's a picture of you in Monstroso's lap.

Dr. Girlfriend:
That was a party. Look at his lap, it's huge. There's, like, five of us on it.

The Monarch:
Yeah, right. And here's one of you skinny-dipping with Jim Foetus!

Dr. Girlfriend:
Let me see that, I don't remember...

The Monarch:
And there's a whole collage of you and Phantom Limb!

Dr. Girlfriend:
All right, fine! I used to work for him, so what?

The Monarch:
Holy crap! (holds book sideways, unraveling a fold-out) Look at your costume! What, did Frank Frazetta design it for you?! It's tiny! I can see your...dirty pillows!

Dr. Girlfriend:
I am leaving! If you can't calm down, I'm leaving.

The Monarch:
You can't leave, I'm throwing you out! Get out of my cocoon, you WHORE!!!