The Venture Bros., Season 1

The Monarch:
You're probably wondering why you're here, YOUR HERE BECAUSE YOU DONE FUCKED UP TOO MANY TIMES! You think you're hot shit in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a dixie cup! And if you keep like you've been doin', this is where heading.

Random Guy:
(snickering)

The Monarch:
Oh, that's funny to you right? Cause you so f***in bad? I know your type. You think, "I'll just get me a costume and rip off the neighborhood kids." Next thing you know you've got a jet shaped like a skull with lasers on the front.

Random Guy:
This is totally gay.

The Monarch:
What?! You think this is gay, huh? Is that what you f***ing said, you scrawny piece of shit? Oh, this isn't gay! But King Gorilla over there is, and I'll bet he can't wait to break off a piece of your dick in his ass! (King Gorilla makes kissing lips)