The Venture Bros., Season 1

E.R. Doctor:
Well I have good news...

Dr. Venture:
Oh, thank...

E.R. Doctor:
And bad news.

Dr. Venture:
YOU SON OF A BITCH!! (relaxes) Okay fine! Hit me with it, don't soft soap me. Give it to me straight, I can take it.

E.R. Doctor:
The good news is the operation was a success. We were able to remove the entire tumor from your midsection.

Dr. Venture:
(to Brock as if comforting him) See, you big worry wart?

Brock:
What's the bad news?

E.R. Doctor:
I... ah geez... This is very hard.

Dr. Venture:
Oh god. It's the big C, isn't it? (to Brock) You did this to me! All that second hand smoke!! You should be the one in this bed, mister!!!

E.R. Doctor:
No no no, Dr. Venture! The tumor was benign, it's just that... well... (clears throat) We cannot find it.

Dr. Venture:
What do you mean you can't find it?

E.R. Doctor:
Well, we took it out, and i don't know. When I finished sewing you up, I turned around and it was just gone!

Dr. Venture:
(sarcastically) Gone. Well, I want a second opinion! Oh, wait, I'm a doctor! I can give myself one! You suck, and I'm leaving!